May 2013
ethicalbutchering: you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized.  but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes
May 24th
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earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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today i forgot when my birthday is
May 23rd
abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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slammingniall: my bra is as unsupportive as my father
May 22nd
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okay so here’s whats happening: i was supposed to meet some friends from school in the city but it was kinda shitty this morning and they were just going to go to museums and i’m broke as hell so i was like “ehh i’ll sit this one out” even after my mom offered to give me some money and i still had this weird feeling about going because i don’t know why i guess...
May 22nd
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I am  such a massive idiot.
May 22nd
in other news i’m meeting some friends from school in ~*~*da city~*~* tomorrow but i’m absolutely useless and navigating myself so WISH ME LUCK
May 22nd
May 22nd
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also DO ANY OF YOU WATCH BATES MOTEL? I’M GETTING CAUGHT UP SINCE I GOT HOME AND  DAMN, SON.
May 22nd
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guys i’m going grocery shopping tonight!!!
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I saw Gratsby today and I really liked it a lot (although the ending dragged on a bit) so haters to da left pls
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
May 22nd
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alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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fingerknucklenightclub: Going to those organic independent Grocery Stores is expensive and awful but they are RIFE with hot dads, hot dads dealing with their difficult children, hot dads wearing jeans and runners, hot dads buying coconut water, hot dads walking around with that adorable dead look in their eyes. Just wanna hover up to their ear and whisper ‘I can take you away from all of this’
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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also i just took a four hour nap i had no idea how exhausted i was from the school year
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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i haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon because THERE IS NO FOOD IN THIS HOUSE and my dad just came home with lunch for himself
May 20th
May 20th
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tomlinshawty: apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
May 20th
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May 20th
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HALFWAY DONE WITH COLLEGE AND I AM FREAKING OUT
May 20th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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just got cuntpunted so hard by my archaeology exam
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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kris-in-transit: so i think i THINK tommy siegel is in the desert ?
May 17th
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