March 2012
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Rent | La Vie Boheme
acid stains you, drugs cause cramps:... →
vondell-swain:
mr-president:
adamusprime:
“gunshot wound” is redundant
we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea
it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound”
Not quite the same sort of thing, but yesterday I was thinking about how…
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER ANIMORPHS?
I tried to bring it up at dinner tonight and was met with blank stares.
~*~~*bitchez can’t handle my swag~~*~*
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I listen to music really loudly through my headphones. Like, mad loud.
Which exemplifies the awkwardness of taking them off to a silent room. Even though there are three other people sitting in it.
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“Wanna know how to piss off two kinds of Nazis at once? Treat Jews good.”
– Bo Burnham (via onedirectionismypatronus)
AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S?
real problem
brandonallan:
am i listening to sad music cause im sad or am i sad cause im listening to sad music.
dykestar:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
February 2012
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strange-behavior replied to your post: I don’t know how, but my roommate manages to spend…
masturbation.
I really really really hope not.
She’s dead quiet, that’s the thing…
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I don’t know how, but my roommate manages to spend forty minutes in the bathroom getting ready for bed. She isn’t showering. But she locks the door. It’s quite strange.
I’m exhausted but I still need to brush my teeth and all that jazz, so alas I suppose I will finish more homework. I AM ON A ROLL TODAY.
I told myself I wouldn’t eat past nine because I always wake up with a tummy-ache then.
Except pudding.
Pudding is always appropriate.
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I AM ONE FOURTH DONE WITH MY ESSAY
GO ME.
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The X-Files is on instant queue…
My spring break just got booked up.
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((That awkward moment when your roommate tells you to check your email because they emailed all the peer mentors who made it to the next round of interviews… and you don’t have any email.))
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painrecedes:
reading through the “we are young” video comments, i saw this and responded accordingly
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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Safe Travels, coming June 12! →
forevertheghost:
BIG NEWS! The new Jukebox the Ghost album Safe Travels is coming June 12th, 2012 via Yep Roc Records. Stay tuned for info on pre-ordering the record, tour dates, new music, and more. In the meantime, here’s the tracklist.
01. Somebody 02. Oh, Emily 03. At Last 04. Say When 05. Don’t Let Me Fall Behind 06. Dead 07. Adulthood 08. Ghosts In Empty Houses 09. Devils On Our Side...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
hiptoyourjive:
What if lent was just short for lentil soup? Jesus just wanted to order some meatless protein and look at what happened
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
literallysame:
I’ve never seen any twins on tumblr
do they think they’re better than us
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“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via mixtapesandcartops)
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
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“Jason Derulo.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Instead of doing any of the massive amounts of homework I have to do, I watched Heathers instead.
Priorities: I haz them.
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“When the woman answered the door, she looked at my daughter and said, ‘We don’t...”
– Girl Scout troop leader Kim Douglas • Discussing a recent situation her 10-year-old daughter faced when going door-to-door to sell cookies. Douglas’ daughter, by the way, didn’t know what abortion was. “It left my daughter very shocked, confused,” Douglas said. “She said, ‘Mommy, something creepy...
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